(Groebe Family Version)
On the first day of Christmas our family gave to us --
An awful lousy sense of humor.
On the second day of Christmas our Grandpa gave to us--
Delta Wisconsin
And an awful lousy sense of humor
On the third day of Christmas Grandma Lou gave to us--
(A) case of indigestion
Delta Wisconsin
And an awful lousy sense of humor.
On the fourth day of Christmas Grandma Groebe gave to us--
Cute knitted booties
Case of indigestion
Delta Wisconsin
And an awful lousy sense of humor
On the fifth day of Christmas Aunt Ann gave to us--
DING DONG AVON,
Cute knitted booties
Case of indigestion
Delta Wisconsin
And an awful lousy sense of humor
On the sixth day of Christmas Uncle Buzzy gave to us--
Smelly horse manure
DING DONG AVON
Cute knitted booties
Case of indigestion
Delta Wisconsin
And an awful lousy sense of humor.
On the seventh day of Christmas Uncle Willy gave to us--
Stiff and bristly whiskers
Smelly horse manure
DING DONG AVON
Cute knitted booties
Case of indigestion
Delta Wisconsin
And an awful lousy sense of humor
On the eighth day of Christmas Aunt Bevy gave to us--
Graduation parties
Stiff and bristly whiskers
Smelly horse manure
DING DONG AVON
Cute knitted booties
Case of indigestion
Delta Wisconsin
And an awful lousy sense of humor
On the ninth day of Christmas Uncle Arnie gave to us--
Bald head and sideburns
Graduation parties
Stiff and bristly whiskers
Smelly horse manure
DING DONG AVON
Cute knitted booties
Case of indigestion
Delta Wisconsin
And an awful lousy sense of humor
On the tenth day of Christmas Aunt Margaret gave to us--
Rooty tooty fruitcakes
Bald head and sideburns
Graduation parties
Stiff and bristly whiskers
Smelly horse manure
DING DONG AVON
Cute knitted booties
Case of indigestion
Delta Wisconsin
And an awful lousy sense of humor
On the eleventh day of Christmas Uncle Gordon gave to us--
Eleven Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Rooty tooty fruitcakes
Bald head and sideburns
Graduation parties
Stiff and bristly whiskers
Smelly horse manure
DING DONG AVON
Cute knitted booties
Case of indigestion
Delta Wisconsin
And an awful lousy sense of humor
On the twelfth day of Christmas Aunt Lilian gave to us--
Kentucky fried to family picnic
Eleven Mmmmmmmmmmmmm
Bald head and sideburns
Graduation parties
Stiff and bristly whiskers
Smelly horse manure
DING DONG AVON
Cute knitted booties
Case of indigestion
Delta Wisconsin
An an awful lousy sense of humor
*Sung to the tune The Twelve Days of Christmas, traditional Christmas carol